smoke weed, burn shit, fuck, school, eat your vegetables, drink a glass of milk everyday, brush your teeth before bed, listen to your folks, remember to say thank you
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when people say they like a band but dont know the drummers grandmas maiden name
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omfg the dog got one of the barbies and we found this on the floor instead of being upset the seven year old very solemnly picked the mauled ken doll off of the floor and said, “the devil has spoken”
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The Whole Love by Wilco is officially my favorite album
thornado
thortoise
my neighbor thortoro
Thorchic
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